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May 12, 2011

Eyes Wide Open

Filed under: Eyes Wide Open,Uncategorized — astyages @ 1:19 pm
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A poor little Jewish baby boy was born without eyelids; it’s mother and father were very distressed and asked the paediatrician what they could do. The paediatrician said, “Well, in a few days’ time you’ll be having the bris, right?” The parents nodded.

“Well…” said the medic, we could take the skin from the bris and perform a transplant – there’s no danger of rejection ’cause it’s his own skin…”

The parents looked at each other; hope began to appear in the father’s face, but the mother was still a little concerned, so she asked, “Won’t that make him a bit cockeyed?” But the paediatrician said, “No… in fact it will give him excellent foresight!”

😉

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