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May 28, 2010

Anne Boleyn

Filed under: Poetry,Uncategorized — astyages @ 1:13 am

Anne Boleyn      



Anne Boleyn: Artist unknown



Anne Boleyn lost her head      

And took King Henery to bed;      

But only ’cause her little sister      

Bore a son ’cause Henery’d kissed ‘er.  


Anne didn’t want the brat, you see      

To be the heir of Henery;      

And when Henry didn’t want the bub      

Mary sorely felt the snub.      


Mary and the bub were sent      

To Rochford; I think, somewhere in Kent…      

Or else somewhere on the Yorkshire dales      

Or could it be that little place in Wales…?      


But Anne then married Henery      

And gave birth to Elizabeth, you see…      

But she regretted from the very start      

That she’d given Henery her heart.      


She wanted to give the king a boy      

But a stillborn child gave her no joy.      

In desperation to become a mother      

Anne had sex with her own brother.      


But George’s wife told King Henery      

Of his wife’s infidelity;      

And so Anne lost her liberty      

And to the Tower of London sent was she!      


“Not guilty Sire!” then pleaded she      

To incest and adultery      

But Henry’s anger was plain to see:      

“Off with ‘er ‘ead!” says Henery.      


Although just as true as that Anne was silly,      

It’s true too that Henry could not control his willy.      

And though she could have been much smarter,      

She was something of a fashion starter!      



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